First and foremost, I’d like to point out that I’ve been single the entire year. (Or, you know, my entire life. Also that.) Why it makes a difference to be single on one particular day, I have no idea. But people do go on about it.
So here we are. Another Valentine’s day without a Valentine.
You think that sounds sad? Pathetic, even?
You have no idea how wrong you are. Here’s the top 10 reasons why being single on Valentine’s day is the absolute best: